If Miggy was a real man, he'd buy his own neighborhood, his own security force, and his own brand of single malt scotch, spend a few years aging it, then drive around drunk all of the time in his own neighborhood getting pulled over passed out behind the wheel of a Ferrari by his own security force and then shouting, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
Yeah, I saw that. I'm kind of surprised he didn't just do arbitration for 3 years. He's giving up a lot of money.
I felt like crap this morning, so it's obviously the voice of a higher power telling me to stay home and watch the Opening Day for the Cardinals.
Pineda tossed for pine tar.
Anyone still on the "the Mets should definitely give RA Dickey $100 million because he's sooooooooo obviously fucking awesome" bandwagon?
Has anyone ever been to a Hall of Fame induction ceremony? I'm thinking of road triping to Cooperstown for the Cox, Glavine, and Maddux induction in July being that it's only 4 hours from where I live.