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If you are Smahoo, an admirer or simply jealous of his having achieved career success and want to hate post, this is the thread!

(06-24-2017 09:40 AM)Phil Theehor Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-23-2017 10:49 AM)smahoo Wrote: [ -> ]Don't be haters. I worked hard to get where I am. Yes, I had a bit of luck along the way too, but, as they say, you make your own luck.

There's no hate. No doubt your current life of leisure was both well-earned and something to which we should all aspire.

That said, "life of Hef" posts are off-topic in the work thread.

The question remains..how much viagra does he need to get a hard on?.

(06-24-2017 10:32 PM)52.1 Wrote: [ -> ]The question remains..how much viagra does he need to get a hard on?.

Who cares? He can afford it.

So I've purchased an above-ground pool this year. My wife and I have fucked profusely in it.

first of all, I'm flattered with the thread. secondly, no pills necessary, my hardons are legit. she always gets me going with some great head and I return the favor with a good 10 minutes of pussy eating before we fuck.

We're off to Germany tomorrow then to Milan. Flying into Frankfurt, daughter and her husband are picking us up and we're staying at a great little hotel in Bad Durkheim about 15 minutes from my daughters. We take a train to Milan on July 6th and we'll be there until the 12th or until my credit cards get cut off. Coming back home on the 15th.

(06-25-2017 09:47 PM)noman Wrote: [ -> ]So I've purchased an above-ground pool this year. My wife and I have fucked profusely in it.

Are your kids in there while you do it?

(06-26-2017 10:54 AM)52.1 Wrote: [ -> ]

(06-25-2017 09:47 PM)noman Wrote: [ -> ]So I've purchased an above-ground pool this year. My wife and I have fucked profusely in it.

Are your kids in there while you do it?

noman shoots blanks. No kids to be seen. That's why he can still head off to music festivals rocking flip flops and cut-off cargo pants, all the while tossing cans of Lone Star to high school chicks with a completely clear conscience.

It's tough to be cool middle aged guy if you have to spend time at home nagging your kids to finish their homework and clean up after themselves.

(06-25-2017 09:47 PM)noman Wrote: [ -> ]So I've purchased an above-ground pool this year. My wife and I have fucked profusely in it.

I'm not the biggest fan of pool/hot tub sex. Things go and travel where they shouldn't. I think space sex would be similar, but yes I would try it. duh.

(06-26-2017 04:01 PM)Shelly Wrote: [ -> ]I think space sex would be similar, but yes I would try it. duh.

Me, too. If only for watching the money shot float away. It's the only time I would be disappointed in having to pull out.